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Serious Silence Series CDSerious Silence Series CD – The ultimate White Elephant gift or quirky surprise for anyone hard to shop for! This CD is packed with tracks of absolute silence, each with hilarious names like "One Hand Clapping," "Tomb Sweet Tomb," and holiday favorites like "Have Yourself a Quiet Little Christmas" and "Rudolph the Deaf Mute Reindeer." Perfect for a laugh, this unique gift is guaranteed to stand out and get people talking. Bonuses: Include bonus track lyrics and a laughter inducing Mood Enhancing Brochure to maximize the silent experience!
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THE HARD-TO-BUY-FOR

Holiday gift shopping can feel like navigating a snowstorm of indecision and pressure, especially when faced with finding a gift for a White Elephant party OR for someone who seems to already have everything.

At the White Elephant parties, the goal is to bring a gift that is fun, unique, and something people will want to steal—without breaking the bank. Yet, finding something is often harder than it seems.  You can spend hours walking down aisles or searching online only to come up empty handed.

Then there is the person who seems to have everything. You'd like to find something nice, but the challenge is a tough one. You want to give a gift that’s original, appreciated, or just fun.

These dilemmas can leave you stuck in a rut, unsure of how to check everyone off the list without settling for something generic, uninspired or...well...boring.

NAGGING PRESSURE

If you have ever been to a WHITE ELEPHANT (gift exchange) PARTY, you know the pressure.  You're sitting there hoping your gift doesn't bomb and end up being the one people politely smile at, and then nobody wants to steal it. You absolutely don’t want to be the person who brought a boring gift to the party.

And then, there’s the ongoing stress of shopping for that friend or family member who "has everything." Year after year, you find yourself racking your brain for a gift that feels special, only to fall back on the same tired options: yet another scarf, a bottle of wine, or a generic gift card. No one wants to give a gift that feels obligatory or unoriginal.

The clock keeps ticking, and holiday anxiety keeps building, making you feel like you’re running out of time to find something that’s original.

HOORAY!  THIS IS EASY!

Enter the Serious Silence Series CD, the ultimate solution to both problems. This gift offers something completely unexpected: an entire CD of silence—but with a hilarious twist.

Each track comes with a clever name to make you laugh, like "One Hand Clapping,"  "Tomb Sweet Tomb," and holiday favorites like "Have Yourself a Quiet Little Christmas" and "Rudolph the Deaf Mute Reindeer."

It’s a gift that will guarantee laughter and surprise at any White Elephant party, immediately making you the star of the exchange. The CD’s humor is universal and lighthearted, making it perfect for all ages and any type of gathering.

And for those hard-to-shop-for individuals, this CD is exactly what they didn’t know they needed. It’s a fun, quirky, and memorable gift that no one would ever expect—ideal for the person who "has everything."

Plus, it comes with a Mood Enhancing Brochure, a Bonus Track and Lyrics all designed to add an extra layer of humor, ensuring this is a gift people will talk about long after the holidays are over.

With the Serious Silence Series CD, you’re not just giving silence—you’re giving the gift of laughter and creativity, making your holiday shopping fun and easy!

TAKE THE STRESS OUT OF FINDING GIFTS... WITHOUT BREAKING THE BANK!

  • Benefit #1: Takes the stress out of finding gifts
  • Benefit #2: You're a HIT at the White Elephant Party
  • Benefit #3: Laughter is Healthy and Fun!
  • Benefit #4: Appropriate for all ages 12 to 99 

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TAKE THE STRESS OUT OF FINDING GIFTS... WITHOUT BREAKING THE BANK!

  • Benefit #1: Takes the stress out of finding gifts
  • Benefit #2: You're a HIT at the White Elephant Party
  • Benefit #3: Laughter is Healthy and Fun!
  • Benefit #4: Appropriate for all ages 12 to 99 

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OUR REVIEWS

Serious Silence Series©

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5 ratings)

GREAT GIFT -  because laughter is the best medicine! Anyone from 12 to 99 laughs out loud the minute they start reading and seeing the title tracks! They just keep reading, and continue belly laughing...exclaiming, "This is hilarious! Did you read these?"  

Mike Uribe     
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I was confused for a second, but that only added to my laughter when I started to read the titles!  Funny as heck!

Nathan Prosser (Nate DOG)     
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Yes, it fooled me.  I thought is was a music CD at first. Then I got it, and it's actually really FUNNY! My favorite is still "Rudolph the Deaf Mute Reindeer"!!

Al Lauer (Cherry Records)     
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"I've never heard anything like this!"  And I've sold a few in the store already.

Glenda Silvernail     
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I bought 8 of these for Christmas Gifts for all my OLD friends, and they loved them!!!  Thanks for being so funny, clever and making these affordable gifts!

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FAQ

Can I get more later?

Sure! If you decide later you would like to get more of the Serious Silence Series CD, just send us an email at: support@kelleysawesomefunnels.com

Can I buy this wholesale for my shop?

We do not do wholesale right now, but after the end of the 2024 shopping season we will begin to offer wholesale.  Please reach out to us now at support@kelleysawesomefunnels.com, and we will put your name on the list to receive updates of availability for new themed material.

Are there different themes or gags you offer?

Yes, they are currently in production and will be offered as they are complete in 2025.  STAY TUNED!

If my CD doesn't play, can I return it?

HA HA!  VERY FUNNY!  You should work for us!

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AND WE ONLY HAVE A LIMITED SUPPLY!

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